A Woman Named America

Not too long ago in a region known for it's great plains and mountainous regions, just east of the California Badlands and west of the Lost City of New York, in a place called Flyover Country, there lived this young woman named America. She looked tall and beautiful with her long striped dress. She loved freedom and spending time outdoors. She had stars on her eyes when she glanced to see the shining sea. Caz it brought back happy memories of her man who died fighting for her overseas. Everyone liked her, caz she was nice to everybody. She was helpful and generous and went the extra mile to help somebody out.

One day she met this handsome young man that lived right next door and they got along really well. His name was Illegaldo Immigrante and he decided to move in with her. He kept telling her that he loves her but, he also had a wife and kids back home.

As time went on, her conservative friends noticed how Illegaldo would mistreat her and was just using her and taking advantage of her, just looking to see how much he could get out of her. They tried to talk some sense into her but she would listen more to those liberal friends of Illegaldo that would always say the same thing, that he's a good man, to give him another chance. But he continued mistreating her and taking advantage of her.

One day enough of her conservative friends came to support her and she came to her senses and finally kicked him out of the house. He resisted as long as he could and now that it's over, he realizes how good he had it when he was with her, and to this day, he just keeps trying to sweet talk her into letting him back in. He has even threatened to kick the door in! But her conservative friends are keeping an eye on him!